“Secrets to Inner Peace”
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, . . . . . . .
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ….
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away!
suddenlysinglewomen 
This really made my day…..just when I was thinking, oh dear….I’m missing the boat on the caffeine and alcohol, I found that since I am not the family dog it does not matter. Thanks! You made my morning begin with a big smile.
LOL!!! You know me, all about humor and putting a smile on your face!! It had me going too when my friend sent it to me. It’s so perfect!! Happy weekend “i”!!
loved this one!
. . . and all so true!!!