Becoming the best version of yourself

If You Need a Bit of Levity – – –

on November 5, 2012

This was forwarded to me the other day by a single friend.  Many days we wonder if trying to have a man in our lives is worth it after all this time.  No matter your opinion, hopefully this will bring a smile to your face and some levity to your day!!  Enjoy:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are likeBananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars …
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .
You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores…
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like . Government Bonds ….
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like Popcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get
or how long it will last.
12! . Men are likeLava Lamps .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

One response to “If You Need a Bit of Levity – – –

  1. Janice Webb-McCann says:

    Thanks for the grins!

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