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Surviving the unwanted divorce

Men Are Like . . .

on November 9, 2014

I copied this from the internet the other day.  It made me want to laugh uncontrollably.  There IS some humor out there when speaking about on of our most talked about subjects.  While I’m not sure the photos are going to come through (I’m still technologically challenged!) the gist of the message certainly does!!  Read and laugh, we all need a bit of humor at times!!

 

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an “entire pig” just to get a  “little sausage”.

1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
2Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
5.Men are like Chocolate Bars…
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores…Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like. Government Bonds….
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like … Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get
or how long it will last.
12! .Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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2 responses to “Men Are Like . . .

  1. Bryn says:

    This is really good!!

  2. Bryn says:

    This is REALLY good!

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